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Funny, Weird & Mildly Inappropriate 2000s-Themed Valentines (16 Pics)

Thu, 06 Feb 2020 16:58:25 +0000

Looking for the perfect, and maybe slightly inappropriate Valentine for the 2000s kid you’ve got a crush on? Pleated-Jeans is here to help. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

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Alright, Settle Down There, People Who Love Rain

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 07:57:59 +0000

We. Get. It. There’s really no need to announce it every time the weather is awful. While the rest of us are showing up wherever we need to be looking like we just got off Splash Mountain, you’re acting more cheerful than Snow White singing a song to wild animals. Totally sane thing to do, […]

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It’s Time To Retire The Happy Birthday Song

Wed, 16 May 2018 01:20:33 +0000

How the hell is this still a thing? As you get older, birthdays are awful enough without having to be concerned about whether or not you might have to sit through a horrid rendition of “Happy Birthday to You” and pretend it isn’t making you increasingly uncomfortable. It’s honestly the worst 20 seconds of your […]

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The Definitive Thanksgiving Family Dinner Seating Chart

Sun, 19 Nov 2017 13:30:39 +0000

Well, the holidays are here and before you know it, you’ll be forced to sit down with all of the people in your life who have no filter. That’s why I put this handy little Thanksgiving dinner seating chart together. Now you can know in advance exactly what you’re in for. The turkey is lucky […]

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Things I Do At Halloween Parties: A Depressingly Relatable Pie Chart

Wed, 25 Oct 2017 12:30:44 +0000

If you’ve been to one Halloween party, you’ve been to them all. Sure, they’re a good time, but you pretty much end up doing the same thing at each one you go to. Or maybe it’s just me. As you’ll see in the funny pie chart I’ve created below, all Halloween parties I go to […]

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Rant: An Argument Against Fraternal Twins

Wed, 14 Sep 2016 12:15:17 +0000

What a disappointment. Is there anything more upsetting than when someone tells you they’re a twin only to be told moments later that they’re a fraternal twin? Let me answer that for you. Uh, no…there isn’t. Allow me tell you a little story to help explain my frustration. When I was a young lad in […]

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I Found The Greatest, Most Ridiculous, Most Random Watch In My Mom’s Garage

Fri, 22 Jul 2016 02:28:21 +0000

I’ve watched enough reality shows on A&E to know that there could quite possibly be some pretty valuable shit hidden in the deepest depths of all of our garages. The watch that I recently found is definitely not one of those items. I discovered it as I was helping clean out my mom’s garage. Even […]

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How I Spend My Mornings: An Informative Pie Chart

Tue, 12 Jul 2016 18:32:44 +0000

We’ve all got our morning routines. Some of us are probably more productive than others. Take myself, for instance. As you will see in the funny pie chart I’ve created below, my mornings are typically the completely opposite of productive. Needless to say, it’s probably a good thing The Beatles didn’t write “A Day in […]

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7 Reasons You Should Sympathize With Me For Biting My Lip

Tue, 28 Jun 2016 22:25:54 +0000

I just bit my lip and I need someone to complain to about it. You should be able to sympathize with me for this. Allow me to give you some reasons why… 1. You’re not a selfish piece of shit. I bit my fucking lip, you sonofabitch. That might not sound like that big a […]

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Here’s A Hilarious Prank To Play On A Co-worker

Wed, 22 Jun 2016 17:17:20 +0000

This is one of the best pranks I ever pulled. It’s a fairly simple and funny Photoshop prank that anyone can (and should) pull on an unsuspecting co-worker. One of my co-workers was out of town, so I swiped a photo booth strip she had on her desk of her and a friend, and had […]

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